Many of us lead secret lives, unknown to our close friends and family. We hide these secrets deep within ourselves and bury the evidence under beds and in closets. Larry, a junior at the University of Oregon, has been leading a double life since his sophomore year. Larry had kept his mysterious private life completely under wraps until he went out of town one weekend and his roommates pranked him, accidentally uncovering his elusive alter ego in the process.

Larry went home to visit his mom, and while he was gone his roommates, Will and Kevin, decided to mess with him and pull a prank. They bought three rolls of Saran Wrap and after a couple of beers on Saturday night they proceeded to wrap his entire room in the plastic wrap. His bed, his guitar, sink, toilet seat, the works. While arranging the innocent prank, they did not bargain on discovering their roommate’s double life. While wrapping saran wrap around his bed, Will noticed what he assumed was an orange slipper. Upon further inspection, he found that it was a large, fluffy webbed shoe. Curious, Will continued digging, finding a playbook of mascot dance moves and a schedule of basketball games.

“It can’t be!” gasped Kevin as he pulled out a full Puddles mascot costume from the closet. “I mean that would explain why he never comes with us to football and basketball games” Will said. The two roommates put the duck regalia back where they found it and retreated to the living room downstairs. Will and Kevin sat and discussed their recent discovery, finally concluding that it must be true because they had never seen Puddles and Larry in the same room together before…