Duck TV Presents: The Life of Trees

By Quackd • October 22, 2014

Giggle Spot Presents: ClothesIdaho

By Quackd • October 20, 2014

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Local clothes company ClothesIdaho needs your help to get its feet off the ground.

Possible Star Wars spinoffs

By Kenneth Mullins • October 16, 2014

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Like most people raised within the past forty years or so, I have developed an unhealthy, never-ending relationship with Star Wars… a fandom that has failed me frequently, yet always leaves me crawling back for more, like the space opera equivalent of crack cocaine.

Drunk tank blues: part 2

By Anonymous • October 14, 2014

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“Let us the fuck out of here we’re gonna piss our pants!” The officers ignored the cries and threw us in the back like some stray dogs joining the other howling mutts. Obviously cops are unaware of the effects consuming copious amounts of Keystone Light has on the bladder, and I’m surprised these kids that [...]

Drunk tank blues: part 1

By Anonymous • October 13, 2014

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…we heard three stern knocks on the door, which could only mean one of two things; either old man Sanders from across the street was leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on our doorstep, or the so-called law enforcers were there to do something equally douchey.

How to get your fraternity liveout recognized by ASUO

By Ben Kraft • October 10, 2014

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Throwing a party is no small, or cheap task. But getting your party recognized and sponsored by the ASUO? That is even harder. We all have to get out of those basements eventually, and liveouts are the perfect way to do so. With witty names and awesome pregames, liveout parties enhance the student experience here [...]

This is Quackd

By Quackd • October 09, 2014

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Tired of writing serious articles and videos with real social value? Want to produce hilarious, inventive multimedia pieces and be given more freedom than Kim Jong Un’s biographical documentary crew?
Like way, way more creative freedom…
Then Quackd is the place for you!

I cast, “Everyone should play D&D!”

By Charlie Craft • October 09, 2014

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You hear heavy footsteps coming up the stairs outside. “Bang! Bang! Bang!” goes the knock at the door. Beyond, you can make out the faint rattle of polyhedral dice and the shuffling of character sheets on notebooks. The door swings open with a creak. The dungeon master has arrived.

7 types of people you will date in college

By Emma Burke • October 08, 2014

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“College is the time to experiment!” This message is shared to all hopeful college bound students by pop culture, older siblings and really open-minded parents. I quickly realized that experimenting with dating is overrated.

Pair of Oregon softball players cited for shoplifting

By Ben Kraft • October 07, 2014

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Eugene- On October 6th seniors Meghan Duhé and Randy Smith waltzed into the Law’s meaty arms after they were busted for shoplifting from Castle Megastore, a lingerie and sex boutique in Springfield. The duo would have gotten away with their caper, had it not been for the clerk’s ever-vigilant eye. “I saw them walking around [...]